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20 Hottest Robots of All Time

Hottest Robots of All Time


This article evaluates the top 20 female robots from television and film. These girls have been created to turn your floppy disk into a hard disk. No matter, how many robotic arms she possesses or if she was created from recycled scrap metal, these girls were designed with sex appeal and for your pleasure.



  20. KAY-Em (Jason X)

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Just in case you don't know who Kay-em is, she is the kick ass android secret weapon in Jason X armed with two machine guns and a machete. Ya, she fell victim to Jason Vorhees but c'mon, who doesn't?

Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.


  19. Dot Matrix (Spaceballs)

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Dot Matrix is Vespa's droid-of-honor in the 1987 science fiction film "Spaceballs". Her name is derived from the old dot matrix style printers and her voice is performed by Joan Rivers. If that's not sexy, I don't know what is.

Barf: It looks like the Temple of Doom.
Dot Matrix: Well it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.


  18. Rhoda (My Living Doll)

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If you've never heard of "My Living Doll" before I don't blame you. It was first aired in 1968 on CBS. Rhoda (AF709) was an adroid built by Dr. Carl specifically for the purpose of the US air force. This girl did it all; she cooked, cleaned, followed orders and looked damn good at doing it. Rhoda could put a trojan in my hard drive any day, if you know what I mean.

Rhoda My Living Doll
Rhoda My Living Doll
Rhoda My Living Doll

  17. Gigola Jane (Artificial Intelligence)

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In Artificial Intelligence, Gigolo Jane was Joe's female counterpart. She is a female sex-bot who appeared only briefly during the film. Knowing what line of work she was in, I'm sure she must have callibrated a joystick or two.

Hey Joe, what do you know? -Gigolo Jane

Gigola Jane A.I.
Gigola Jane A.I.
Gigola Jane A.I.

  16. Maria (Metropolis)

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If you're into pre-WWI German silent films then Metropolis would be your cup of tea. Maria was created by her master to resemble his daughter. Apparently, George Lucas' idea for C3PO was schemed after Maria. Anyways, she's close to a B-cup in scrap metal, that's some to be excited about.

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